May 1st BIG BRAIN discovers grass circles in his backyard!!! In an unusual development
today, the BIG BRAIN discovered an unusual grass formation in his backyard in the
shape of rare Albanian wildebeast. The BIG BRAIN is pondering the situation at this
time and will get back to you with further updates.
Urgent update May 2nd The webmaster of this site has learned of the abduction of the
BIG BRAIN by aliens. Apparently during the night he was taken by a group of aliens
known as the Croniams. The BIG BRAIN has communicated this to yours truly via his
massive brain waves. He is currently being probed by the Croniams in an effort to
learn all of the Worlds knowledge. He is resisting at this time and is urging his
followers to remain calm. I will ultimately prevail, he said. Stay tuned.
Urgent Update: May 4th No further communication from the BIG BRAIN...webmaster worried. Urgent
Update: May 14th In an unprecedented coup, the BIG BRAIN has freed himself from the
Croniams and escaped from their mothership. He is in an undisclosed location at this
time and is working on ways to counteract their attack on this world. Stay tuned
for further developments.
May 15th Update "BIG BRAIN SAVES WORLD" Early this morning, the BIG BRAIN focusing
his massive brain waves destroyed the Croniam mothership and all its inhabitants.
This intensive endeavor took its toll on the brain and he is in a severely weakened
state. When asked about this heroic feat he just kept mumbling over and over "I’ll
have fries with that" The BIG BRAIN is currently resting in a still undisclosed location.
Update: BRAIN recovering nicely but concerned about news of other Croniam scout craft
moving into our solar system. The BIG BRAIN is currently working with government
Officials to monitor the situation at this time...stay tuned. Later the same day.... Brain
worried, sensing impending doom!! Stay tuned.
Urgent Update May 26th, BIG BRAIN feeling light headed, highly unusual for a being
who’s Brain cells are abnormally large and tightly packed. Stay Tuned.... The BIG
BRAIN and Government Officials have confirmed the Croniams have surrounded the earth
with a large number of scout craft. Brain feeling uneasy. He needs a sandwich.