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May 1st
BIG BRAIN discovers grass circles in his backyard!!! In an unusual development today, the BIG BRAIN discovered an unusual grass formation in his backyard in the shape of rare Albanian wildebeast. The BIG BRAIN is pondering the situation at this time and will get back to you with further updates.

Urgent update May 2nd
The webmaster of this site has learned of the abduction of the BIG BRAIN by aliens. Apparently during the night he was taken by a group of aliens known as the Croniams. The BIG BRAIN has communicated this to yours truly via his massive brain waves. He is currently being probed by the Croniams in an effort to learn all of the Worlds knowledge. He is resisting at this time and is urging his followers to remain calm. I will ultimately prevail, he said. Stay tuned.

Urgent Update: May 4th
No further communication from the BIG BRAIN...webmaster worried.
Urgent Update: May 14th
In an unprecedented coup, the BIG BRAIN has freed himself from the Croniams and escaped from their mothership. He is in an undisclosed location at this time and is working on ways to counteract their attack on this world. Stay tuned for further developments.

May 15th
Update "BIG BRAIN SAVES WORLD" Early this morning, the BIG BRAIN focusing his massive brain waves destroyed the Croniam mothership and all its inhabitants. This intensive endeavor took its toll on the brain and he is in a severely weakened state. When asked about this heroic feat he just kept mumbling over and over "I’ll have fries with that"
The BIG BRAIN is currently resting in a still undisclosed location. Stay tuned.....

May 20th

Update: BRAIN recovering nicely but concerned about news of other Croniam scout craft moving into our solar system. The BIG BRAIN is currently working with government Officials to monitor the situation at this time...stay tuned.
Later the same day....
Brain worried, sensing impending doom!! Stay tuned.

Urgent Update May 26th,
BIG BRAIN feeling light headed, highly unusual for a being who’s Brain cells are abnormally large and tightly packed. Stay Tuned....
The BIG BRAIN and Government Officials have confirmed the Croniams have surrounded the earth with a large number of scout craft. Brain feeling uneasy. He needs a sandwich.

Croniam Chronicles Continued....

 

 

The Croniam Chronicles