Sunday June 1st, 2008

BIG BRAIN discovers grass circles in his backyard!!! In an unusual development today, the BIG BRAIN discovered an unusual grass formation in his backyard in the shape of rare Albanian wildebeast. The BIG BRAIN is pondering the situation at this time and will get back to you with further updates.

Urgent update Monday June 2nd, 2008

The webmaster of this site Has learned of the abduction of the BIG BRAIN by aliens. Apparently during the night he was taken by a group of aliens known as the Croniams. The BIG BRAIN has communicated this to yours truly via his massive brain waves. He is currently being probed by the Croniams in an effort to learn all of the Worlds knowledge. He is resisting at this time and is urging his followers to remain calm. I will ultimately prevail, he said. Stay tuned for further developments.

Update Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 

No further communication from the BIG BRAIN...webmaster worried.

Urgent Update Sunday, June 8th, 2008

In an unprecedented coup, the BIG BRAIN has freed himself from the Croniams and escaped from their mothership. He is in an undisclosed location at this time and is working on ways to counteract their attack on this world. Stay tuned for further developments.

Sunday June 15th, 2008

Update "BIG BRAIN SAVES WORLD" Early this morning, the BIG BRAIN focusing his massive brain waves destroyed the Croniam mothership and all its inhabitants. This intensive endeavor took its toll on the brain and he is in a severely weakened state. When asked about this heroic feat he just kept mumbling over and over "I’ll have fries with that"

The BIG BRAIN is currently resting in a still undisclosed location. Stay tuned.....

Tuesday June 10th, 2008

Update: BRAIN recovering nicely but concerned about news of other Croniam scout craft moving into our solar system. The BIG BRAIN is currently working with government

Officials to monitor the situation at this time...stay tuned. 

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