Big Cat Answers 2
QUESTION FROM Scratch, Chicago IL
Dear Mr. BIG CAT: Why can’t cats fly?
Answer: That is quite possibly the dumbest question I have ever heard. I need a
QUESTION FROM F. T. Boone NC
Dear Mr. Cat: Why do cats act superior to everyone around them?
Answer: Maybe it’s because they ARE. Has that ever occurred to you. Is it me.....tell
me it’s me?
QUESTION FROM R. J. Kansas City MO
Dear Mr. BIG CAT: You seem conceited. Is that possible?
Answer: Yes, and if you were me you would be too. I’m hungry! Where is my bowl?
QUESTION FROM T. J. Johnson City TN
Dear Big Cat: Why do cats meow.
Answer: Why do humans continually yak, yak, yak, all day long seemingly without end.
I DON’T KNOW! I need some tuna.
QUESTION FROM K. C. Denver CO
Dear Big Cat: Why do cats chase birds?
Answer: I personally do not chase birds as I have more important things to do like
sleeping and eating. Please don’t bother me again with these mundane questions. I’m
hungry, where’s my bowl.
QUESTION FROM MISSY New York NY
Dear Mr. Big Cat: Why are dogs so dumb?
Answer: Dogs are dumb because their brains are smaller that ours but try not to
gloat because it is beneath us. I need some cat nip.