And now, what you’ve all been waiting for. THE BIG BRAIN will begin to answer your
questions. Settle down, take a deep breath and begin to embrace the knowledge of
THE BIG BRAIN. You may be a little overwhelmed at first. That’s natural. But rest
assured, THE BIG BRAIN will always be here for you.
QUESTION FROM R. H. Albany NY Dear BIG BRAIN: Is your head extra large due to the
enormity of your brain? Answer: I’m glad you asked. THE BIG BRAIN’S head is of average
size but his brain cells are abnormally large and tightly packed. This sometimes
causes THE BIG BRAIN’S head to throb, however THE BIG BRAIN puts up with this for
the good of humanity.
QUESTION FROM T. M. Dallas TX Dear Big Brain: You are the smartest and most bestest
man in the whole world. You are my idal. I want to be just like you. Would it be
possible that one day we could meet? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is stunned. Never write
THE BIG BRAIN again.
QUESTION FROM D. S. Oakland TN Dear Mr. Head: If a train leaves NYC for Chicago going
60 MPH and another train leaves Chicago going to NYC at 40 MPH and they are 700 miles
apart how many miles from NY would they pass each other? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN chooses
not to answer at this time. Do not think it is because THE BIG BRAIN does not know
the answer. He does. It's just that he feels some questions are best left unanswered.
THE BIG BRAIN’S head is throbbing again.
QUESTION FROM V. C. Oakland CA Dear BIG BRAIN: How many miles is the earth from the
sun. Answer: 72
QUESTION FROM N. M. PARIS FRANCE Dear Head: Why does THE BIG BRAIN always answer
questions in the 3rd person? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN does this as to not sound conceited.
THE BIG BRAIN is always thinking of others.
QUESTION FROM D .R. KNOXVILLE TN Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Why does E=MC Squared? Answer:
It doesn’t, Einstein was wrong.