Dear HEAD: How many angels can fit on the head of a pin? Answer: 2
QUESTION FROM J. B. CLEVELAND OH
Dear Big Brain: Is it possible I could ever be as smart as you? Answer: No
QUESTION FROM R. E. COLLIERVILLE TN Dear Mr. Brain: If I went to town how many would
there be? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN wonders if you could be a little more vague.
QUESTION FROM M.W. Portland OR Dear Mr. FAT HEAD: My dad is way smarter than you.
What do you think about that? Answer: Oh Yea. He is not.
QUESTION FROM S. J. ATLANTA GA Dear Mr. Brain: I just love intelligent men. Are you
married? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is currently attached to Mrs. BIG BRAIN and can’t
QUESTION FROM Y. B. Los Angeles CA Dear MR. BIG BRAIN: Who do you think is smarter,
men or women? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN will get back to you with the answer at a later
time. Do not think for one moment that THE BIG BRAIN is afraid to answer this question.
QUESTION FROM J.P. MEMPHIS TN Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Are your other body parts in proportion
to the size of your Big Brain? Answer: Yes.
QUESTION FROM K.J. DALLAS TX
Dear Giant Head: How did you get to be so smart? Answer: Well K.J., I’m glad you
asked. Many years ago THE BIG BRAIN was probably no smarter than you. It just goes
to show that 16 years of undergraduate study can finally pay off.